Once upon a time, in the land of Solana, lives Shrek.
Shrek is not your average ogre, he is a full on pervert degen. He loves the thrill of the crypto market and the adrenaline rush that comes with it and giving Disney princess' anal.
Shrek is particularly fond of a token named SHREKD, after all he did launch the motherfucker. He knows its potential and is always ready to defend it against any FUD by ripping the arms off any Farquaad fucker who runs their mouth.
But Shrek's life isn't 100 percent crypto. He has a wild side too. He loves to party, loves the ket life and once his token moons plans to switch to high grade cocaine. 🎉💊
Despite his most based lifestyle, Shrek is a firm believer in the power of Solana. 🚀💰He says SOL nerds are the most fucked up there is'.
In the end, Shrek's story is a testament to the wild and fucked up world of crypto. It's a world where ogres can become degens, where tokens like SHREKD can capture souls, and where even Disney princess' can't resist the allure of an ogre's cock be it in person or looking right at you on the chart . 🌐💫
